Marna + Whiskey = Insanity

“Hey baby what’s your sign?” a man said to a young Kaleesh woman who looked a bit timid to be at a club

“Um w-what?” she said looking at him shyly not getting the played out pick up that he had just used on her.

He gave her a blank look “I asked ‘What’s your sign’, girl you stupid or something?” the guy criticized with an annoyed look on his face

“N-n-no,” she said timidly until a fist had hit the guy in the face sending him into the bar table. She eeped and turned to see who had hit the man and saw her captain “D-Diana you didn’t have to hit him you know…”

“Nonsense Marna he was being an asshole.” She told her friend before patting her head “Why don’t you go off and mingle for awhile you could use it.”

“I don’t know Diana I don’t do so good in public places.” Marna told her meekly

“Pish posh go meet a guy you’ll like it” Diana grinned and pushed her off before ordering a sex on the beach for herself.

Marna had been pushed into a man in fedora and she eeped “S-sorry!”

He chuckled “It’s alright mamacita” he said with a grin and proceeded to dip her while still holding onto her “I’m Suave, what’s your name?” he said in his ladies’ man voice

_{“I’mMarna…”} she mumbled in a whisper

“Oh? Do you mind saying that clearly?” he asked with intrigue before lifting her up and held her hand onto him and proceeded to spin her

“I’mMarna…” she said louder but it was still a mumble

“Come again mamacita?” he pulled her back to him and tipped his fedora our of his eyes

“I’m Marna.” She said more clearly this time.

“Well Marna nice to meet you, how about I get you a drink” he said smirking as he looked her over as he took her to the bar and proceeded to order 6 shots of whiskey. “Go on have a drink.” He said handing her a shot glass

“U-um well if you insist.” She said before downing the shot and her eyes opened wide with a shocked look on her face and began to down all 6 glasses of whiskey

“Damn mamacita you love your liquor or something?” he said smiling as her until he was lifted up by her
“Heh you’re kind of cute for a fuzzy guy with a gunny hat.” She said before trying to do the spin he did to her earlier only she ended up sending him flying into a big burly guy who proceeded to lift him up

“Did you slam into me you little punk?” he growled at Suave in anger shaking him.

“Now look lets handle this like sophisticated gentlemen.” Suave said before grabbing a beer bottle and hitting the man in the head with the bottle before kicking him in the groin while Marna giggled as Suave was grabbed by the man’s friend so the man could hit Suave.

“You’re gonna pay you little piece of shi...”

“Hey!” Marna screamed tapping the man on the shoulder

“Yeah what?” he said glaring at her as he turned around until he got kicked in the junk by a pair of powerful legs from a Kaleesh…in high heels, poor bastard. “…AHHHHHHH!!!!” he screamed in a perfect soprano

Diana saw this and quickly grabbed Marna who grabbed Suave dragging him off with them until they ran into a rather young guy in a bleeding superman logo shirt. “Um Suave you ok?” he asked Suave

“Fucking peachy Nerd.” He said trying to get Marna to let him go.

She grinned and saw Nerd “Aww aren’t you cute.” She said before giving him a nice deep make out session that had Nerd Wide eyed at the feel of her mouth against his.

“Woah there tigress we got to go.” Diana said pulling Marna away so they could get as far away from the bar as possible.

Nerd just stared at where they just left with wide eyes. “Suave who was that?”

Suave grunted before pulling out a cigar and his lighter out of frustration “A crazy Kaleesh named Marna…”